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Holy shit, this weekend deserves a blog post.

Friday:
We went to Shotgun Betty's in ScottsDALE. The bar had awesome music and hot bartenders dancing on poles. I would have pretended not to look, but I think Lauren was checking them out just as much (if not more) than I was. On the negative side, it was in Scottsdale and wasn't cheap. Somehow I ended up sharing a cab with Lauren and two strangers (later I found out I went to high school with one of them) to a strip club parking lot. Then we took another cab home from there. That's one reason I don't like Scottsdale: Long expensive cab rides.

Anyways, once we get home, we were followed by a group of dudes. Some of them we know. Some of them we kinda know. One of them is a huge steroid filled dude and he just starts going to town on the most random food he could find. He ate our bananas and our shredded cheese. Then he started in on fistfuls of protein powder. WTF? Last thing I remember, Spencer's sister was yelling at him for eating food without asking. Pretty funny.

Saturday:
On Saturday we hung out by the pool and drank beers and played bags. At night, we go eat some Chingus. Better known as Genghis Grill. It's delicious. We didn't want to go out again so we just stayed in and bought more beer. Somehow we got on the subject of chatroulette, so we hooked up my computer to my TV and had 55" of HD random stranger weirdness.


Afterwards, we started playing Catchphrase. This game is awesome, but we made it more awesome by inventing "High Stakes Catchphrase". We did boys vs. girls with the losers having to jump in the pool naked. The water was pretty cold, so naturally nobody wanted to lose. Arguments were had about the rules and the contribution of teammates. But the boys lost round 1 and we had to jump in the pool nude. After a second round, the girls lost and had to do the same. Much better.

So after that, it just turned in to truth or dare. Dares included drinking a shot of mole sauce, doing a naked handstand, doing naked "drag your tummy", showing boobs on chatroulette (see a patern here?), and spending two minutes in a bathroom after a poop. During all of this, Lauren was giving us tattoos with a ball point pen. Why not, right? The cops were called at some point, blah blah blah, I went to bed at 6:00am and it was one of the wildest nights I've had in a while.

Sunday:
Needless to say I woke up late and hungover. We went to see Suckerpunch which we all agreed gets a rating of "meh." It's got hot chicks and bad ass fight scenes, just not enough of either one. It felt like a two hour music video.

For dinner, we got some Chino Bandido which was amazingly good. Then we decided to watch a movie on TV called Splice. Big mistake. Splice is about a creepy ass human hybrid thing created in a lab that looks like this:


Fuckin' creepy right? Let me give you the short spoiler-alert version. These two married scientists create this thing and treat it like their own child. Then it grows up, and totally starts crushing on the male scientist (Adrian Brody's nose). He has SEX with it and his wife walks in. I can't imagine a more awkward scenario, nor do I want to. Then the creature transforms in to a male, kills Adrian Brody and rapes his wife. I can't make this stuff up. At the end, it pans out on her pregnant belly. Do I smell a sequel? I hope not.

This is one of the most random posts I'll ever make, but then again this was one of the most random weekends I've ever had.